I would have addressed you with the proper salutation of
“dear,” however, you are anything but so I refrained. I also refuse to show you the small respect
of capitalizing your slimy name.
There are a few things I want to get off my chest where you
are concerned. I’ve been meaning to do
this for quite some time but you know how it goes, something always comes up to
distract us from our plans. Not that you
care in the least, but I want you to know I think you are the most repugnant,
purulent, vile, small minded little jerk in this entire universe.
Yes, you go ahead and laugh. If you had any common sense left, you would be
ashamed rather than proud of that title.
Speaking of ‘sense’ I really must ask, what in all of creation were you
thinking?? Seriously. Did you actually delude yourself into
believing you could usurp Almighty God and take His throne? You mean to tell me you literally trusted
that your small number of fallen angel stooges would have the ability to
conquer Michael and his armies? You
buffoon!
Now, I’ve really tried satan, but I just cannot comprehend ‘why.’
Why was being the most beautiful
creature that ever existed, not quite good enough for you? From all I’ve heard, you were truly a wonder
to behold; full of beauty and light and music.
No doubt you sensed the other angels were utterly enchanted in your
presence. Was that it?
Did you begin to crave worship from those around you? Ah, I’m beginning to see. Every angel in heaven continually worshiped
God and that took their attention away from you and your glory, but all you
ever received was their admiration. None
of them rendered the worship you felt you deserved, did they? Poor baby.
You must have existed, trembling with a jealous rage that constantly
simmered just under the surface of your being. Then to heap even more indignity
on your head, you were still expected to bow in reverence to God, who was the
bitter hindrance to your supremacy.
Apparently you devised a plan to depose God but you needed help.
So, how did you do this?
Start rumors in the lunchroom or gossip around the water cooler about
how unfair God was; that He was so stingy He wouldn’t share even a little piece
of His mighty throne with you?
I suppose you must have bribed and bullied and promised
promotions to your followers in order to raise your little ragtag army so you
could implement your plan. Were you
actually so stupid as to forget God knows everything? You do realize He was on to you from the
beginning, don’t you?
You and your minions didn’t stand a chance and you were
soundly defeated. MAN that must have
been humiliating! I can just picture you
standing before the All Powerful One, along with all the host of heaven, after
having been caught with your pants down, so to speak.
You’ll have to excuse me here, but I just have to snicker.
Even with as lowly a creature as I am, made of dust, I have sense enough not to
challenge God’s position…and I’ve never even seen Him! Hahahaha…You stood in His presence every day,
you moronic idiot! Talk about having NO excuse!
So, tell me. What
happened then? I picture the heavens
quaking with the deafening sounds of lightning and thunder; a savage wind
screaming around you as you faced an angry God. After all, no hint of rebellion
had ever occurred in all of eternity past!
What would God do?
You have to admit you’d earned the wrath and well deserved punishment
of the Almighty and knew you and yours were up you-know-what-creek, without a
paddle. Tell me, satan, did you beg for
mercy? Were you on your knees, pleading
for forgiveness, praying to be accepted back into His good graces while promising
you would never, ever do it again?
Please. My guess is He
looked straight into your heart and saw no honest repentance in any of you, so
you were condemned to forever burn in the Lake of Fire he would prepare for you
and your followers. The Bible says in
Revelation 14:11 “And the smoke of their torment ascendeth forever…” Oh boy. You really blew it big time, didn’t
you? Brilliant planning on your part, I must say.
THIS must have been the exact moment you became completely
unhinged mentally. If it was the last thing you did, you would find a way to
exact revenge; after all, if you were going down, you’d go down fighting, causing
as much damage to God as you could!
Somewhere, during this time, man and the earth were created.
It must have been a huge burr under your
saddle to see the delight in God’s eyes as he fellowshipped with Adam and Eve
in their perfect garden. Made you sick
with rage, didn’t it? Hmmm. Plan B began to form in that crippled brain of
yours.
You realized these creatures actually had free will, so you
took the form of a harmless garden snake and seduced and lied to Eve, telling
her that God was holding out on her and Adam.
If they would only take one little bite of the forbidden fruit, they
surely wouldn’t die but would instantly be like God.
Come now, you have to admit that was incredibly lame and tacky
of you. You tempted a creature made from a rib.
Needless to say, because of her innocence, she probably wasn’t too
bright. She certainly wasn’t street
smart! I mean, hello? ‘Eve, you’re talking to a snake! Doesn’t that strike you as strange??’ You convinced her with your pretty lies and
she ate and gave some to Adam, and he also ate. Adam was forced to hand over possession of earth’s
keys to you and you were off to the races!
I bet you could hardly wait to confront God and rub His nose
in the fall of His precious mankind; you had figured out where God’s soft spot
was. You knew He was completely in love with human beings, His beautiful earth
and all its creatures. He had, after
all, pronounced it “good.” You were
incensed that He was passionate about weak, stinking, ignorant beastlike people,
yet He rejected you? How dare He!
So you probably waited until all heaven’s host was assembled
before you broke in and accused God of being unfair. Unjust.
You attacked His very character in front of everyone by saying He was
unfairly favoring mankind. After all,
you reasoned, they too had sinned and therefore deserved the same eternal death
sentence you would suffer. HA! So
there! Trump THAT God! I bet you stuck out your tongue too, didn’t
you?
I really wonder about your ability to reason coherently
sometimes. Unbeknownst to you, the
answer to our sin and the subsequent need for justice was decided upon before
God set the earth on its foundations while you and all the angels sang for joy.
Hate to tell you, you depraved, inferior
jackass, you were outsmarted before you even fell! THAT is why GOD is God and you’re not!
The Bible was given to us, and because even you could read
Elizabethan English, you skipped ahead to Revelation to see how it would
end. Daniel, Isaiah and Psalms held more
clues to help you figure out approximately how much time you had before you were
cast into the Lake of Fire forever. Until
then, you planned to wreak as much havoc on the earth as possible, and torment
us as long as you could.
BUT…the plan of redemption slipped right past you, didn’t it
slick? DUH! The Word was made flesh and dwelt among us
while you probably stood around, scratching your head, wondering ‘what the heck
is He doing here?’ You were too stupid to
figure out Jesus came to suffer the death penalty we deserved in order to pay
for all our sin.
God himself died in our place so we wouldn’t have to,
therefore rendering perfect justice. Not
one soul in all of creation could accuse Him of not being fair from that moment
on. Talk about a moment of shock and awe!
Come on now. Admit it. You soiled yourself, didn’t you? You were outsmarted, proving again why God is
supreme and you’re not.
I’ve gotta hand one thing to you though. You’ve got some
kind of exceptionally twisted imagination!
You’ve taught mankind every degrading, repulsive, depraved, deceitful, cruel,
torturous, psycho, sickco behavior and attitude. What’s the deal? Do you have committee meetings every Tuesday
morning where you and your demons sit around some conference table, thinking up
new horrors to unleash on us?
Boy, do you have it out for human beings! You loser! The only avenue you have left to
sting God is to hurt His children, and you are sure working overtime in these final
hours. You still whisper the same tired old lies, probably because we ignorant
dust creatures still fall for them.
Lies such as, ‘God isn’t fair.’ ‘God is holding out on you.’ ‘God doesn’t
care about you or your feelings or needs.’
‘God is mean and is punishing you.’ The only way we can refute you and
stand strong is by knowing the Word. Oh,
I bet you just hate it when we throw scripture back in your ugly face, don’t
you?
And now, this very week, I find you’ve struck another one of
my loved ones with your favorite weapon of destruction, cancer. Yessiree, you can temporarily get your jollies
knowing our family is upset and scared.
But you know what? We belong to
Christ. We’ve been ransomed by the pure,
priceless blood that dripped down that cross due to the ingenious, courageous,
brilliantly engineered propitiation that occurred right under your nose. LOSER!
Oh, you may strike these decaying, dust bodies we live in
with disease or accidents or deformity and you may even cause our death. How
lame. To afflict these earthly bodies we
temporarily inhabit is like shooting fish in a barrel, isn’t it? What challenge is there in that?? But that’s you. Tacky and already defeated.
Yes, we’re all aware we are gonna die one day, unless Jesus
snatches us home first, but then what, hotshot? Your reign of terror in our
lives will be over! You’ll have no more
say or influence over us for the rest of eternity. But WE will see YOU, along with your sorry
excuses for angels, writhing in agony throughout the ages to come. I wouldn’t consider dipping my little toe in
water to cool anything on you, so don’t ask!
Fry, you disgusting lump of dog squeeze.
In fact, I think I’ll bring a picnic lunch and lead my
redeemed brothers and sisters in a special cheer, just for you. ‘Gimme a OUCH! Gimme a Ooooo, Gimme a weeping and wailing and gnashing of
teeth! Whatta you got? satan and his
stooges in endless torment! Yay!!
I plan to relax and watch
you suffer for a couple thousand years, remembering the sorrow and pain you
caused me. Cancer, schmancer! You don’t scare me, you fool! Go ahead and kill these bodies; you’ll only be
doing us a favor!
We will be home, perfect and healthy forevermore. Listen up because I want you to remember this:
One day, you will most certainly stare right into my eyes. I will see you suffer and I will rejoice. Then I’ll jump up, run to Jesus and worship
Him!
That’s right you insipid little jerk, worship… The
one thing you crave will all your being, is the very thing you’ll never, ever
have! You’re not the brightest bulb in
the chandelier, are you?
You had it so good…
2 comments:
EXCELLENT!!!!!! I never looked at things from that perspective, but I love it!!! I want to be in your cheering section. We've all been affected by satan's arrow's as I like to call his attacks, and I had forgotten that one day we would witness his destruction. YES!!!!
Outstanding I've wanted to say smiler things for a while now
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